ROTISSERIE: Tout Wars mixed auction recap

It’s a general rule that there’s nothing more boring than hearing about someone else’s fantasy baseball team. This is not true—it’s way more boring hearing about someone else’s fantasy golf team, which might even be more boring than actual golf, though shorter.

(Actually, real golf is probably worse. If you make a noise while someone is talking to you about his fantasy golf team, you won’t get an angry staredown from an old guy with a dumb straw hat and Sans-a-Belt slacks.)

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